In regards to that incident you had under the stage table in 9th grade. I take back trying to be friends

"OH MY GOD ITS JONS GIRLFRIEND WHAT WAS HER NAME AGAIN? OH WHAT WAS IT>>>>JONS GIRL FIREND! JONS GIRLFRIEND! WHAT WAS HER NAME!?"

Shut. Up.

Your in Crackerbarrell holding your mothers hand and I'm tempted to tell her all the things you do with William, maybe if I screamed "WILLS GIRLFRIEND WILLS GIRFRIEND" you'd shut up

I do not write "Jonsgirlfriend" on my papers. That is not my name. Shut up before I eat your head. :)

We broke up. Thank you very much.